Dowcipy o domach

Dziś kilka dowcipów z angielskich stron, które wpadły mi w oko :)

What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?

(The door!)

What room is useless for a ghost?

(A living room!)

What did one wall say to the other wall?
(I'll meet you at the corner!)

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
(Any kind! A house can't jump!)

What kind of house weights the least? 
(A lighthouse)

I finally figured out how to make a million dollars in the real estate business. 

You start out with two million :)